I never, ever thought I’d feel inclined to write fic again after 10 years, but a couple of weeks ago, I woke up with the general idea in my head. As much as I tried to ignore it, Ty & Zane were like two insidious insects taking up residence in my brain, and I figured…
Hey! This was really good. I kind of petered out on the whole T/Z thing but you sucked me back. Good job.
Baseball fans: Oh my God three strikes he should be ashamed.
Basketball fans: Make the damn free throw, man!
Football fans: Fuck how was that a flag I didn't even see anything that was fucking flag-worthy.
Hockey fans: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT THAT WAS A WIDE OPEN NET AND YOU FUCKING FANNED THE PUCK. OH GOD NOW YOU GET A FUCKING PENALTY! GOD DAMNIT REF YOU SUCK! HE IS JUST BREATHING AND YOU'RE CALLING A DAMN UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT? FOR BREATHING!?? SINCE WHEN HAS BREATHING BEEN UNSPORTSMANLIKE. YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU JUST WANT THEM ALL TO STOP BREATHING AND DIE, CAUSE I WANT YOU TO DIE, REF. UH HUH I SAID IT. IT'S OKAY *inserts player's first or last name here* YOU TRIED I LOVE YOU STILL. IT'S THE FUCKING REFS FAULT FOR EVERYTHING HE NEEDS TO WIPE THE SHIT OUT OF HIS EYES.
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