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so-hockey-eh:

AHAHA David Legwand, longtime Predator and current Senator, goes to the wrong penalty box. And the penalty box guy has to shoo him out.

this is hilarious 

so-hockey-eh:

AHAHA David Legwand, longtime Predator and current Senator, goes to the wrong penalty box. And the penalty box guy has to shoo him out.

this is hilarious 

(via captainfantoewstic)

#ha ha ha

These two are my Whyborne & Griffin from Widdershins.

These two are my Whyborne & Griffin from Widdershins.

#penny dreadful #josh hartnett #reeve carney

kerilikeshockeyboys:

Preseason games are not available for streaming through NHL GameCenter LIVE.”

I DID NOT REALIZE THIS

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS

WHY

WHY

one word-Hockeystreams

Parks and Rec ⇒ Sid and Tazer as Ron Swanson (for toewscrosby)

(via ninjaboots)

#ha ha ha #so funny #thank you

the4freedoms:

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ninjabootsthis looks weirdly like pkane dancing like a doofus in front of some kind of throne or in a fancy schmancy palace so what i’m saying here is this: prince patrick is a massive blackhawks fan it’s kept fairly quiet because y’know prince of the whole country can’t be seen to be having too many favourites but then they win the cup and he is DELIGHTED and a video maybe gets leaked of him in a hawks jersey celebrating like a complete moron he is so happy! AW YEAH SUCK IT ERICA YOU OWE HIM A HUNDRED BUCKS HE TOLD YOU THE RED WINGS WERE GOING DOWN and then the media runs with it obviouslyand shenanigans and prince kaner meets the hawks he does his best to keep his Media Face intact but god poking at the captain is more fun than he’d anticipated the rest of the hawks clearly agree with him based on the invite to grab some beers with them the night is kind of a blur after thatbut when he wakes up the next morning it’s all over the front page a blurry cellphone shot of prince patrick making out against a wall with jonathan toews … oh shit patrick kane is always a terrible idea

JESUS WOMAN, WHY U DO THIS

the4freedoms#oh lord #and then they’ve got to salvage it somehow #some media driven fake date #to make it all look above board #and not like #OH HEY THEY WERE SUCKING FACE THE FIRST TIME THEY MET #because Princes aren’t supposed to do that y’all #and JToews #is just awkward and sweet #so it’s really hard #not to shove him up against a wall again #the entire time #especially because this time #Jonathan got all dressed up #and now his collar #is unbuttoned at the throat #and Patrick really wants to put his mouth on it

svmadelyn#and of course the media makes it sound like some epic romance #they just immediately hit it off! #sparks! #and patrick maybe has a bit of a playboy reputation #so the palace would really prefer it if he just - pretended to date this one #for awhile #for appearances mind you

ninjaboots#yessss#to all of this#the date is frankly terrible#jonny’s all stiff and awkward#when patrick suggests they hold hands or like#look at each other like they like each other#he stares at him like a deer in headlights#then stiffly puts his hand on top of patrick’s on the table#and stares some more#when patrick blinks at him and says#wow you’re terrible at this huh?#his eyes go all narrow and squinty as he huffs#it’s fucking -adorable-

oops-ohdear: god imagine jonnywho can’t believe he’s being chirped for his fake dating skills? how is that even a thing?but who also obviously is going to be the BEST at fake datingdefinitely better then somesomesome WASTREL PRINCE(yeah that’s right: WASTREL)so then he drops a loud comment on what a great time he had on their dateinto an unrelated (hockey) interviewand they have to do the whole thing again to avoid patrick looking like a total dickjonny brings flowershe opens doors and pulls out chairshe appears to have done a not-small amount of research?as in maybe memorized patrick’s official biographyflashcard stylejonny’s going to win fake dating(this of course awakens kaner’s own competitive instinctand then it is ON)

(via kerilikeshockeyboys)

#ha ha ha

uniqueurlthatisntveryunique:

I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.

(via eeames)

#ha ha ha

2008 and Before: A Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane Primer

whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite:

monalisasnmadhatters:

Less a ‘primer’ and more a gathering of links; here’s a collection of interviews, articles, videos, photos and gifs* of Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane, both separately and together spanning through their pre-NHL days to the start of their sophomore season.  

Contains a few of the more readily available videos but on the whole does not focus on those. Do seek out the blackhawks site for more postgames/promos during this time period as well as youtube for more WJC vids. 

Photos (OHL, World Juniors, UND, Draft, Personal)

2005 

Interview (print)

2006

Interview (print)

Articles 

Videos 

Gifs 

2007

Articles 

Videos 

Gifs 

2008

Interview (print)

Articles 

Videos 

Gifs 

*all gifs are my own 

I also really like the following article:

Only Day 1, but No. 1 picks shine - July 4, 2007

#thank you! #what a ton of work

kerilikeshockeyboys:

eternityinalake:

Jonny primping himself to get all ready though

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Adjust dick, adjust hair, all right let’s do this shit.

this just does not get old even tho it is all over my dash

#ha ha ha

OMG Jonny, grab your junk during your ALS Ice Bucket Challenge…

(via whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite)

goddamnithockey:

So kerilikeshockeyboys and I were talking about Jonny’s shorts and dick adjusting in his ice bucket challenge video:

keri: now i wanna see him playing hockey in those

 me:  WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

 keri:  god, so much muscle-viewing and dick-adjusting possibilities

 me:  WHAT AN EXHIBITIONIST

 keri:  god i want that to be, like, his ‘ready for something big’ thing

adjust dick, adjust hair

let’s do it

 me:  write that fic

 me:  where jonny adjusts his dick before important things

like

BEFORE THE DRAFT

 keriarentikai@gmail.com:  yes

 me:  BEFORE MEETING KANER FOR THE FIRST TIME

 keriarentikai@gmail.com:  before going out on the ice ofor the gold medal came

 me:  BEFORE ACCEPTING THE C

 keriarentikai@gmail.com:  ahhhhhh

jonny you have reduced me to a pile of mush

 me:  his dick is his comfort blanket

touching it makes him feel safe

like, yeah, okay buddy, we can do this

'we're in it together'

kaner finds this out when jonny legit says this out loud before fucking him

it’s the worst pun ever

(via kerilikeshockeyboys)

#ha ha ha #Jonathan Toews #do it again

Help me understand the significance of Kaners mouth guard?? Lol this is such a weird question but everybody always seems to bring it up like "kaner and his mouth guard just hanging there" I is confused

Anonymous

babykaner:

OH MAN ANON I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU ASKED THIS BECAUSE EVERY HOCKEY FAN SHOULD AT LEAST BE AWARE OF WHAT A TRAIN WRECK IT HAS BEEN WITH THIS MAN AND HIS MOUTH PIECE.

Ever since I can remember, Kaner’s either been playing without a mouth guard, or with a mouth guard hangin’ out of his mouth. There are RARE moments when you actually see this kid with his mouth guard actually INSIDE HIS MOUTH PROTECTING HIS TEETH. But no, he lets it hang out like some kind of awkward appendage.

Now, a lot of hockey players let their mouth guards just chill out of their mouths like that, but Kaner was, like, the poster child for that kind of thing. Seriously. He was on billboards,

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#kaner kaner kaner

whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite:

monalisasnmadhatters:

meetmeinpittsburgh:

comeinmycave:

Kaner and Tazer broin’ it up.

so adorable

oh look it’s fistbump.gif :DD 
#ah the days in which all we used to say was#that kaner just wants his fistbump dammit#and he’s gonna get his fistbump#he’s gonna hold up his fucking hand#until he gets that fistbump#tazer will stop talking eventually#he’ll be patient#he can wait#and it all pays off in the end#lol god how many people did i yell about this gif with?#way too many people

whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite:

monalisasnmadhatters:

meetmeinpittsburgh:

comeinmycave:

Kaner and Tazer broin’ it up.

so adorable

oh look it’s fistbump.gif :DD 

#ah the days in which all we used to say was#that kaner just wants his fistbump dammit#and he’s gonna get his fistbump#he’s gonna hold up his fucking hand#until he gets that fistbump#tazer will stop talking eventually#he’ll be patient#he can wait#and it all pays off in the end#lol god how many people did i yell about this gif with?#way too many people

#ha ha ha #Patrick Kane #Jonathan Toews

lestatthewolfkiller:

i pretty much just spend my entire life rolling around on the floor screaming BUT WHY ISN’T THERE A LEANDROS BROTHERS FANDOM

#yep

official-nhl:

Gardiner realizes he has a hole in his stick tape.

official-nhl:

Gardiner realizes he has a hole in his stick tape.

(via loriknh)

#ha ha ha #every. single. time #look at the eyes