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oliverboliverbutts:

What I don’t understand is how those who work in an industry preoccupied with romance can be so surprised and confused and irritated when the consumers are subsequently preoccupied with romance.

Or how those who write fictions of fictions can misunderstand others who do the same.

Or how those who are essentially professional LARPers can find those who do it as amateurs and hobbyists as something bizarre.

(via howlnatural)

#Yep Yep

sealcat:

does jonathan toews do coke? jonathan toews would never do coke. what is cocaine? did patrick kane give it to him? should i do coke? would jonathan toews offer cocaine to youths? doesn’t jonathan toews love hockey too much? is there a fan fiction about this? do i know the real jonathan toews? is it more likely that jonathan toews does cocaine or that jonathan toews doesn’t do cocaine? will jonathan toews read these rumours about him on the internet? does jonathan toews use firefox or chrome? what if jonathan toews uses internet explorer as well as cocaine? is jonathan toews running for mayor? am i naive for saying that jonathan toews wouldn’t do drugs? am i silly for thinking that a rich boy would avoid the occasional cocaine with his pals? do you smoke it or inject it? would jonathan toews be mad at me for doubting him? would jonathan toews laugh at me for thinking that he’s not into drugs? can someone do cocaine and still be a good person? where is patrick kane?

(via demotu)

#ha ha ha #fandom wank #Jonathan Toews

"I regret my actions on Canada Day"...

#ha ha ha #gayest straight guys on earth #hockey players #I regret my actions on Canada Day

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(via aikomin)

#ha ha ha

darain39:

reminder that this…

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IS NOT THE START OF YOUR FAVORITE PORNO

but that this is a perfectly acceptable response…

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#ha ha ha #oops i porned

http://staygold-kanerboy.tumblr.com/post/88961198566/fucale-since-the-offseason-is-right-around-the

fucale:

since the offseason is right around the corner, here’s a list of hockey documentaries you can watch online for free while you wait anxiously for your team to come back:

#hockey #free online

Fine print on the TJ Oshie Enterprise commercial-
source-http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/27rm0l/fine_print_on_the_tj_oshie_enterprise_commerial/

Fine print on the TJ Oshie Enterprise commercial-

source-http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/27rm0l/fine_print_on_the_tj_oshie_enterprise_commerial/

#ha ha ha #TJ Oshie #always heed the fine print

sashayed:

threelisabeth:

sashayed:

thenumber9ft:

So this happened in the Europa League Final…

threelisabeth let me tell you about Futbol

……………please do

Thanks for asking, Elisabeth! What a great, important question. The answer is, ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Unlike the men of football and hockey, who are hampered with crushing tank pads and helmets that make them bounce off each other, or the men of baseball and basketball, who — ok i don’t know very much about those guys, maybe they kiss all the time, feel free to send pix — the men of soccer are prolific and enthusiastic kissers right on the mouth. Let’s take a look at some important Soccer Kisses, together.

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@MarkLazerus  Contract extensions for Kane and Toews are #Blackhawks’ “highest priority.” Sun-Times: http://bit.ly/1maaUen  pic.twitter.com/C2iDUCbtjL

just, ugh. If this is from game 7…

@MarkLazerus  Contract extensions for Kane and Toews are #Blackhawks’ “highest priority.” Sun-Times: http://bit.ly/1maaUen  pic.twitter.com/C2iDUCbtjL

just, ugh. If this is from game 7…

#Patrick Kane #Jonathan Toews

LOL, and that is exactly true.

LOL, and that is exactly true.

#Boston #we suck

To cheer us all up-old picture, but look at Patrick tugging on Jonny’s helmet strap.

To cheer us all up-old picture, but look at Patrick tugging on Jonny’s helmet strap.

#I'm dying here #Aww... #Jonathan Toews #Patrick Kane

source-http://i.imgur.com/xCCTcV1.gif

source-http://i.imgur.com/xCCTcV1.gif

#lundqvist #i'm trading teams

crosby-juice:

Lets be real… titanium-jawed, toothless Sid was a great phase. (◕‿◕✿)

crosby-juice:

Lets be real… titanium-jawed, toothless Sid was a great phase. (◕‿◕)

(via crosbyeh)

#sidney crosby