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uniqueurlthatisntveryunique:

I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.

(via eeames)

#ha ha ha

2008 and Before: A Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane Primer

whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite:

monalisasnmadhatters:

Less a ‘primer’ and more a gathering of links; here’s a collection of interviews, articles, videos, photos and gifs* of Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane, both separately and together spanning through their pre-NHL days to the start of their sophomore season.  

Contains a few of the more readily available videos but on the whole does not focus on those. Do seek out the blackhawks site for more postgames/promos during this time period as well as youtube for more WJC vids. 

Photos (OHL, World Juniors, UND, Draft, Personal)

2005 

Interview (print)

2006

Interview (print)

Articles 

Videos 

Gifs 

2007

Articles 

Videos 

Gifs 

2008

Interview (print)

Articles 

Videos 

Gifs 

*all gifs are my own 

I also really like the following article:

Only Day 1, but No. 1 picks shine - July 4, 2007

#thank you! #what a ton of work

kerilikeshockeyboys:

eternityinalake:

Jonny primping himself to get all ready though

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Adjust dick, adjust hair, all right let’s do this shit.

this just does not get old even tho it is all over my dash

#ha ha ha

OMG Jonny, grab your junk during your ALS Ice Bucket Challenge…

(via whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite)

goddamnithockey:

So kerilikeshockeyboys and I were talking about Jonny’s shorts and dick adjusting in his ice bucket challenge video:

keri: now i wanna see him playing hockey in those

 me:  WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

 keri:  god, so much muscle-viewing and dick-adjusting possibilities

 me:  WHAT AN EXHIBITIONIST

 keri:  god i want that to be, like, his ‘ready for something big’ thing

adjust dick, adjust hair

let’s do it

 me:  write that fic

 me:  where jonny adjusts his dick before important things

like

BEFORE THE DRAFT

 keriarentikai@gmail.com:  yes

 me:  BEFORE MEETING KANER FOR THE FIRST TIME

 keriarentikai@gmail.com:  before going out on the ice ofor the gold medal came

 me:  BEFORE ACCEPTING THE C

 keriarentikai@gmail.com:  ahhhhhh

jonny you have reduced me to a pile of mush

 me:  his dick is his comfort blanket

touching it makes him feel safe

like, yeah, okay buddy, we can do this

'we're in it together'

kaner finds this out when jonny legit says this out loud before fucking him

it’s the worst pun ever

(via kerilikeshockeyboys)

#ha ha ha #Jonathan Toews #do it again

Help me understand the significance of Kaners mouth guard?? Lol this is such a weird question but everybody always seems to bring it up like "kaner and his mouth guard just hanging there" I is confused

Anonymous

babykaner:

OH MAN ANON I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU ASKED THIS BECAUSE EVERY HOCKEY FAN SHOULD AT LEAST BE AWARE OF WHAT A TRAIN WRECK IT HAS BEEN WITH THIS MAN AND HIS MOUTH PIECE.

Ever since I can remember, Kaner’s either been playing without a mouth guard, or with a mouth guard hangin’ out of his mouth. There are RARE moments when you actually see this kid with his mouth guard actually INSIDE HIS MOUTH PROTECTING HIS TEETH. But no, he lets it hang out like some kind of awkward appendage.

Now, a lot of hockey players let their mouth guards just chill out of their mouths like that, but Kaner was, like, the poster child for that kind of thing. Seriously. He was on billboards,

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#kaner kaner kaner

whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite:

monalisasnmadhatters:

meetmeinpittsburgh:

comeinmycave:

Kaner and Tazer broin’ it up.

so adorable

oh look it’s fistbump.gif :DD 
#ah the days in which all we used to say was#that kaner just wants his fistbump dammit#and he’s gonna get his fistbump#he’s gonna hold up his fucking hand#until he gets that fistbump#tazer will stop talking eventually#he’ll be patient#he can wait#and it all pays off in the end#lol god how many people did i yell about this gif with?#way too many people

whydisignuponthisgodforsakensite:

monalisasnmadhatters:

meetmeinpittsburgh:

comeinmycave:

Kaner and Tazer broin’ it up.

so adorable

oh look it’s fistbump.gif :DD 

#ah the days in which all we used to say was#that kaner just wants his fistbump dammit#and he’s gonna get his fistbump#he’s gonna hold up his fucking hand#until he gets that fistbump#tazer will stop talking eventually#he’ll be patient#he can wait#and it all pays off in the end#lol god how many people did i yell about this gif with?#way too many people

#ha ha ha #Patrick Kane #Jonathan Toews

lestatthewolfkiller:

i pretty much just spend my entire life rolling around on the floor screaming BUT WHY ISN’T THERE A LEANDROS BROTHERS FANDOM

#yep

official-nhl:

Gardiner realizes he has a hole in his stick tape.

official-nhl:

Gardiner realizes he has a hole in his stick tape.

(via loriknh)

#ha ha ha #every. single. time #look at the eyes

monarchshockey:

You Can Play - Manchester Monarchs

#manchester monarchs #you can play

oliverboliverbutts:

What I don’t understand is how those who work in an industry preoccupied with romance can be so surprised and confused and irritated when the consumers are subsequently preoccupied with romance.

Or how those who write fictions of fictions can misunderstand others who do the same.

Or how those who are essentially professional LARPers can find those who do it as amateurs and hobbyists as something bizarre.

(via howlnatural)

#Yep Yep

sealcat:

does jonathan toews do coke? jonathan toews would never do coke. what is cocaine? did patrick kane give it to him? should i do coke? would jonathan toews offer cocaine to youths? doesn’t jonathan toews love hockey too much? is there a fan fiction about this? do i know the real jonathan toews? is it more likely that jonathan toews does cocaine or that jonathan toews doesn’t do cocaine? will jonathan toews read these rumours about him on the internet? does jonathan toews use firefox or chrome? what if jonathan toews uses internet explorer as well as cocaine? is jonathan toews running for mayor? am i naive for saying that jonathan toews wouldn’t do drugs? am i silly for thinking that a rich boy would avoid the occasional cocaine with his pals? do you smoke it or inject it? would jonathan toews be mad at me for doubting him? would jonathan toews laugh at me for thinking that he’s not into drugs? can someone do cocaine and still be a good person? where is patrick kane?

(via demotu)

#ha ha ha #fandom wank #Jonathan Toews

"I regret my actions on Canada Day"...

#ha ha ha #gayest straight guys on earth #hockey players #I regret my actions on Canada Day

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(via aikomin)

#ha ha ha