I like hockey.
Ask me anything
What I don’t understand is how those who work in an industry preoccupied with romance can be so surprised and confused and irritated when the consumers are subsequently preoccupied with romance.
Or how those who write fictions of fictions can misunderstand others who do the same.
Or how those who are essentially professional LARPers can find those who do it as amateurs and hobbyists as something bizarre.
does jonathan toews do coke? jonathan toews would never do coke. what is cocaine? did patrick kane give it to him? should i do coke? would jonathan toews offer cocaine to youths? doesn’t jonathan toews love hockey too much? is there a fan fiction about this? do i know the real jonathan toews? is it more likely that jonathan toews does cocaine or that jonathan toews doesn’t do cocaine? will jonathan toews read these rumours about him on the internet? does jonathan toews use firefox or chrome? what if jonathan toews uses internet explorer as well as cocaine? is jonathan toews running for mayor? am i naive for saying that jonathan toews wouldn’t do drugs? am i silly for thinking that a rich boy would avoid the occasional cocaine with his pals? do you smoke it or inject it? would jonathan toews be mad at me for doubting him? would jonathan toews laugh at me for thinking that he’s not into drugs? can someone do cocaine and still be a good person? where is patrick kane?
reminder that this…
IS NOT THE START OF YOUR FAVORITE PORNO
but that this is a perfectly acceptable response…